You know, snow, presents, christmas trees....wait wtf.... Didn't we get enough of this in December? Someone tell me seriously there isn't a climate change happening! But this is the best and worst time of the year for me. It's like a bittersweet symphony of bountiful hardwood glory! ALLERGIES AND TOURNEY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might have just............
I don't know how I have allergies at the same time every year even though it was snowing this year. C'mon it's bad enough I am lactarded. I can't enjoy ranch and sweet cheese. Now, you throw allergies and snow at me in March. Tell me there isn't climate change, Lou Holtz.
Anyway, Tourney time is my all time favorite time of the year. Filling out my bracket. Sneaking a transistor radio into work. Bringing my laptop to watch games on my lunch break. Bracket happy hour and crazy motel 6 hotel rooms where you root for Vermont to crush the Orangemen. Greatest time of the year. And only one week until you can fill out your brackets! And brag it up when you correctly pick Western Kentucky to make it to the sweet 16! Or you predict VCU to upset Duke. Oh, that was sooo sweet. I really might have jizzed in my pants. In fact Tourney time is like a bountiful present you might get inside of a box....
SNL shorts are keeping SNL afloat these days.
How 'bout them dawgs??!?!?! Pac 10 regular season champs. Now, just if they can win the pac 10 tourney.... I don't know about a number 1 or 2 seed, migs. But I will throw in your googled fact of the day. Did you know in my lifetime only once has a pac 10 team not been a one or a two seed. All I want is a solid 3 seed in a weaker West bracket starting the regionals in Portland. Is that too much to ask for???
To add to that Jon Brockman is my hero. At this point he is so legendary around Seattle you could insert his name into a Chuck Norris joke/fact and it would be considered as truthful as if it were set in stone like a 10 Commandment. Example: Some kids piss their name in the snow. Jon Brockman can piss his name into concrete. He could probably break bricks with that thing.... ha ha
Side note: I saw him push over a port-a-potty once.... wait...no... that was Fletch and AJ. You bastards. Don't tell Bash Bros. but while immature that was kind of funny. You ruined that party.
Bring Zane and a briefcase we need to reminisce. Or meet me in AZ for memorial day.
D WADE FOR MVP!!!!! I am sold on Wade 4 MVP! End the season now.
After he stole the ball from John Salmons with only seconds left in double OT, 'I was thinking timeout. Coach said we had a timeout...but then I thought naaawww.'
SWISH!!!!!!!
The best part about that might be Brad Miller mouthing 'Fuck me' after D Wade hit that shot. DWADE is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object he beats it into submission.
I am loving basketball right now. And I might have hit the max for number of embedded videos you could put in single post. Goodnight!
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