'MY BEST THINGS ABOUT KOREA' WEEK

Day 1

No one ever knows what I am saying. Now, this could be viewed as a bad thing. What if I needed help? But it's just as awesome as it is terrible. You cannot say the things in America that we say in public here. All you need to do is hear one of our conversations on the subway. 'That lady over there doesn't even know what her shirt says. Hey! Hi, lady. You over there. You don't have a clue what I'm saying. But your shirt says, 'FUCK ME.' How could I even explain it to her? It might as well read, 'Cum Dumpster.'" (that's for you Tara. Best future Korean clothing line 'Cum Dumpster' T's)

Or Corey in the elevator,

'Damn. Check out this girl, Justin. She is gorgeous. You are gorgeous. Oh, the things I would do to you. Mmm.' Talking at the girl like she is a can of Cambpell's soup. 'Mmm mmm good.'



I know that one day in the near future that it will all backfire. And I can't wait for that day. 'Uh, excuse me. I know what you are saying.' Oh.....

Some of the things that are said I cannot afford to share with you. I can assure you that I am worried for my public decency when I return home.