ROK #4

This one was a toss up. I couldn't decide which one to include in the top 5. So, I decided to include them both.

The combo of short skirts and 25 cent wing night. They both drive a man wild!

Wings night in Itaewon, the foreigner's district, at the RMT makes me salvate at the mere thought of it. When Tuesday rolls around my body gets the itch. For ~25 cents a wing I can afford to scratch that itch! Especially when that flavorful meat falls off the bone like butter. Too bad the beer sucks. But cheap beer and wings do pair well together! You can't give up too much space in your stomach when you are consuming 30-35 wings.

 When I woke up this morning I still reek of hot sauce and hot wings. And I feel like my bowels are going to acidically disintegrate from this terribly unhealthy meal. It's soooooo worth it. It sooths my taste buds and my soul. It's soul food for me.

But let me be honest right now. The recency of wings night has me overly smitten with it. It's unfair for me to place it on par with short skirts. I love my wings. Sadly, they aren't a true Korean thing. And short skirts here are out of control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls here wear short skirts rain, sun or snow. It's flat out shocking at times. When I walk past them I shake my head and say aloud, 'How can you wear that...?' On the day it snowed 7 inches Korean women were still rocking short skirts with tights on. They have decently good reason to do it.... or so I'd like to think.

It's a fiercely competitive market for a man here. You gotta find a good man! What do you do when you aren't top side heavy (like a 34B in Korea)?  You need to show off those legs in a mini skirt! When it was 25 degrees fareinheit, I saw girls in a short skirt, leggings not tights and high heels! Now, that's dedication. She's gotta find that man!

Talk about eye candy, too! Looking down at the ground has never been so rewarding! ....except for the time I found 100 dollars at Disneyworld. That was pretty rewarding.... I wish I could take photos to show you. Unfortunately, I can only offer you the words expressing my mental images. If the big, white guy in a red North Face jacket walks around snapping photos finding that pervert won't be too difficult.

For some people like Drake, the Korean who isn't into Koreans or Asians for that matter, the short skirts really aren't appeasing to them. I can't blame them. I miss American women of all types. But the mini skirts are out of control here. It's REdiculous to steal a Robin Gow phrase. You can't deny that.