With that said, Charlie Davies continues to defy the odds. http://goal.com/en-us/news/1614/americans-abroad/2010/04/09/1871123/sochaux-team-mate-jacques-faty-hails-charlie-davies-return
I cannot wait for his return. I pray he comes back full strength. If not, his recovery will still be nothing short of miraculous.
June is going to be an amazing month abroad. So is May. Why? Because the peninsula is about to be hit with a monster. One the size of which has never been seen before in Korea. Dunn dunnn dunnnnn
So, here's to an ode to a man so big it's an amazement him and his twin (yes, he has an equally large and intelligent twin brother) didn't punch their way out of their poor mother's womb like it was a paper bag:
I get along great with Filipinos so why wouldn't it be the same with Koreans!?
One time I ate a whole cow in one sitting. A WHOLE COW.
You pale in comparison to me, Justin! HA HA HA
Drink your Mike's Hard, little girl.
(Dammit, I've never drink those things. How did I get caught red-handed!? I would've rather been caught with a Boone's Farm Fuzzy Navel bottle)
I'm so big that I make trees look small.
I'm not even jumping.
My bags are packed, here I come, you tiny lilliputians.
These next four and a half months are going to fly by.
Notes:
You can follow him on twitter here twitter.com/charlieDavies9
Dear James,
Sorry I equated your mother's womb to a paper bag.
Love,
Justin
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