Student Jokes

My 2nd graders can be pretty amusing. For example, on April Fool's Day I received a snack box with a plastic bag full of crumpled wrappers and this note inside:

Props to you on your creative English, little girl. 

You're creative drawing could use some help though. That is a frightening face.

Anyway, you better believe I am going to get you back.

Any ideas?
I was thinking about the old 'take a look through these binoculars, eye black' trick.

Recently, two other second grade students have been playing a game during lunch called, 'Mission.' They build up the nerve to come talk to me by pacing around my office then playing a game of Kai Bai Bo. The loser has to walk up to me and say 'Mission' with a serious face. Then she says a phrase and the action that goes along with it.

'MISSION!' sounds like mention and mission combined.

I'm thinking, '...huh....what in the world did she just say?'


'Super...man....I'ma Superman...Ah...Supergirl.' And she extends her arms upward as if she is flying and flexing at the same time.

...'Ok.'

They both walk out of my office giggling profusely. Then the second one returns. She walks up next to my desk and states, 'MISSION!' 

I finally realize they mean mission, 'Ah....mission. You are on a mission, huh?'

She is unfazed by me, 'I'ma wonderwhoa-man.' She turns her head to the side like a profile and flexes her arms above her head as a sign of dominance. How about you try mimicking the Joker next.