First and Foremost

It seems to me like a terrible day to start a blog. Screw it. Let's start this up the right way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-EN8dpAvBw

With a laugh in mind I decided to post a craigslist personal ad titled 'TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR' located at Brodeo Arena with a picture of a girl getting bukkake facialed and a couple lines quoted from the song (For those of you on the dynasty website the other day that was the link I tried to post. Sadly I messed that up and sent you the email addy for it). I was expecting some joke emails mixed in with a couple serious ones. Instead all I received were emails stating, 'My wife loves to be naked in a room full of guys.' 'Love the idea. I'm Serious. Send pictures.' 'Will you boys tip well?' WTF.... Not one of the emails got the joke.

So, I sat there and thought to myself, "Wow. And here I thought I was a pervert for googling 'nude photos of Jessica Alba.' Ok, I'm still a pervert. But these people take it to a whole new level.' It got me thinking about the type of people that do this sort of thing. The kind of people Chris Hansen makes money chasing. The ultimate perverts. Then I remembered that fateful July day back in 2007. The day the real perverts came out to play. Oh, what a cruel, amazing prank was played upon me that day.

Matthew Migliore unknowingly to me posted a photo of me in the M4M section of craigslist. He received so many email he couldn't even respond to all of them. Of the few he did respond to he gave out my number. I started receiving phone calls from guys asking if I wanted to get together later for a midnight romp. The text messages read like graphic homosexual romance novels: 'I wanna rub your hot body in oil and suck your **** while you make that sexy face you did in the photo.' My inbox filled up with these messages. I had to silence my phone for the rest of the night.
When I tried to pull the prank back on metrosexual matt I didn't get him nearly as bad. Many of the guys that did respond were ready to meet the birthday boy at Kell's downtown for a one on one special time. But someone has to draw the line somewhere. I got owned by a wave San Francisco busboys and their pimp, Matthew Migliore.


I did learn a couple things. First, if I ever plan on coming out of the closet I would sure be welcome. Lastly, Chris Hansen is a cock block. http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cas/1049551097.html