The New Look

As you can tell I switched up the look of the blog. I wanted a more academic feel but . So, I changed the background to match the color of book page or a Goonies treasure map. Where can I find one eyed Willy........... ................ ................. ..................

I like the new color pattern. I think the colors mesh well together. This isn't the hackneyed black and white blog anymore. More importantly, it's easy on the eyes. I know you don't want to read my blog when the background is Hellatious Red and the text is yellow. I think this is a good fit. Tell me what you think.

As you can see, I, also, added my twitter feed to the blog. You can find A Spit of My Twit to the upper right of the blog post. Since I am always asking you to subscribe to my blog, you know I want you to follow me on Twitter (spotofgold). I am a sucker for attention. So, follow my Twitter or I will claim your first born as my own....

If you are like the poor man's Jim from the Office and outlet Gwenyth Paltrow

and this is how you plan to make your first born,

then you can keep him.

 

Anyway, I will be doing a bit more updates to the blog. Lately, I haven't had the time or rather the energy to focus on doing what I have planned for the Annual Celebration for this blog. You should expect a surprise by the end of the month. Let's just say, I want this failure out of the way now in case this ever comes up when:

A) I get married.

B) I run for political office.

C) I return to the U.S. for good.

A and C seem more likely than B right now. If A happens in Korea, then I could probably tell her and she wouldn't know or care about this. Maybe that's good reason to find a wife here. Apparently, A will never be much of a problem for me. Because according to one of my friend's girlfriends all I do during the day, when no one is home, is sit at home and touch myself. A LOT.


When I think about my quick trip home in March, Maybe I should wait until after I return in March to post this.............

Notes:

Migs, I don't know what made me think of that but I had a good laugh. Hopefully, you can collect some more wonderful comments from her for me.

By the way that was the first picture that came up when I googled 'your first born.' That is disturbing to me. Because I don't understand the 'connection.' AHHHHAAAAAH!! ok, that was bad.